Yay, Daddy!

I loves my dad very much, even more than delicious bones and freeze-dried liver.

A song coming on!

Sometimes it's hard to be a beagle
'specially when you're yelled at by your dad
He'll call you "bad dog"
When you're a good dog
Saying things that you don't understand

But if you love him, you'll forgive him
Even if he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Jump right up on him
'Cause after all, he's just a dad

Stand by your dad!
Sniff all his private places
And lick all over his faces
And then chew on his sneakers

Stand by your dad!
And show that you're his favorite
By shoving Rosie off his lap
Stand by your dad!