wif me, Charlie.
It has been a very bitey week here in Falls Church. My teeth hurt and I gots to chew everything to make them feel better, but then Mom and Dad go OOOWWW when I chew them like they don't understand that i'm in PAIN for gudness sake. but they DO give me ice cubes and baby carrots, and those are tasty and feel good, too, but they don't take the place of people-chewing so they better just get used to it is all. i am walking every day and sometimes running with Daddy and meeting lots of people and dogs, which come in all kinds of sizes as it turns out although they all love me because obviously they would have you looked at me?
innyways, I am getting bigger maybe even 10 pounds and i eat all my breakfast and all my dinner now right away, and then i go outside and conduct my business like a big boy, except when i don't. i figured out how to get back under the porch again (by DIGGING!), but Mom says she has a plan to stop me. we'll see how that goes. this weekend Daddy says he and i are going to watch something called the NFL Draft. I hope it's something I can chew on.
Also, it is 27 days until Daddy's mommy comes to join my family of worshippers. I promise to be less bitey by then!
This has been The Charlie Report.
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