May 4, 2009: This is The Charlie Report for Monday, May 4

With me, Charlie.

So on Saturday I was 17 weeks old and yesterday was my 4-month birthday and did anyone do anything special for me? NO! NO THEY DIDN'T! And it was rainy and boring all weekend AND Mom and Dad actually went out to a movie about wolverines and LEFT ME ALONE which was SO WRONG but don't worry, I'm okay and I'll pay them back for sure. At least my friend Trip came to visit me and he was really nice and rubbed my tummy for a long time but then HE LEFT TO GO TO WORK even though I told him how mean everyone was to me, so I just chewed on the recliner handle and on Dad's shoes because it's so unfair. And all Mom and Dad do is laugh because Dad's taking me back to the doctor place again on Wednesday to DIP ME IN ANTI-MANGE-GOOP AGAIN. At least I might get to go visit my friends Jean and Jeff tonight; I know they'll be nice to me, and they have that Bella dog who's nice, too.

Innyways, it's another boring rainy day today, so I have to figure out how to keep myself and Dad entertained. Let me know if you have any idears.

This has been The Charlie Report.