With me, Tiger Woods!
The Masters begins today, and all eyes will be on me as I play my first major tournament since last year's knee surgery. The excitement surroundin--
CUT THAT OUT!! This is Charlie with the REAL Charlie Report with no Tigers in it because nobody cares about Tigers when there are BEAGLES to look at. I continue to amaze and amuse my new mom and dad with my adorableness. As long as they get me outside at the right time, I am peeing right in The Potty Spot every time. And since they've blocked my entrance under the porch, I'm now pooping close to The Potty Spot, too. It seems to make them very happy. They are very strange that way. Dad has taught me "Sit" and "Down" (as in lie down) in the last two days, and I'm starting to get the hang of "Come," too.
The bad thing for me right now is that my teeth hurt, so I have to chew on lots of things to make them feel better. I heard Mom say my teeth were going to fall out, but I think that's just crazy talk. But then she and Dad are crazy people, as I've mentioned, so it's no surprise really.
I guess in summary, Mom and Dad continue to be smitten with me, and so my plan for complete domination is going as planned.
This has been The Charlie Report.
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