...with me, Charlie.
Once again, I prove that I am smarter than Daddy and Mommy. They thought they would be so smart and leave me by myself, only this time instead of leaving me in my Charlie Crate, they would leave me in the kitchen with a gate keeping me from getting out. Now they tried this before and I escaped because of being so strong and completely knocking down the dumb gate to get in the living room. But yesterday Daddy made the gate really really tight so I couldn't know it down in spite of being really really strong. So he left me and I couldn't get out by the time he got home and he thought he was so smart. BUT THEN he went back out again, which was totally mean, and he was gone much much longer. And it gave me time to figure out how to escape!
Daddy couldn't figure out how I did it for the longest time, until he noticed I knocked a knick knack off the sill of that window between the dining room and living room. Then he figured out that I had jumped on a dining chair in the dining room and through the window onto the sofa in the living room (and pee'ed on the sofa for good measure). Ha hahahahaha!
Well, ha ha no more, because Daddy moved that dining chair, and now I can't get up high enough to jump through the window anymore. I must work on a new plan for escape.
This has been The Charlie Report.
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